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The shirt made famous by a Texas police department.

We believe that we share similar passions as our customers, most of which being illegal. Here is a list of common things we love to do that are illegal...

10. Jaywalking

9. Speeding

8. Prostitution

7. Marijuana

6. Sharing Medication

5. Public Intoxication

4. Marrying your Cousin

3. Driving Naked

2. Stealing from Walmart's Self Service Machine

1. Wheelies

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Infamous “Green Shirt” Hoodie